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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton
high resolution →

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

me: it wont bother me.
me: *lies down*
me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.

hugealienpie:

carolxdanvers:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

swanjolras:

y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint

don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you

stories are an acceptable form of payment

the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars

the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave

#actual sidhe court of the internet tbqh

five minutes on tumblr is several hours outside

never eat anything on tumblr.

(Source: saltysalmonella)


"Now you may kiss the bride."

Never mind me, I had some concept for my Nosferatu OC and I had to use it. :D

"Now you may kiss the bride."

Never mind me, I had some concept for my Nosferatu OC and I had to use it. :D

keelahsomethigh:

cheesiestart:

tryna make it to october like

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"inquisition has been delayed to november 18"

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